Monday, 9 July 2018

MUST READ: Of The World Cup, Se* And Orgasms: Pastor Simba Woloza

An open Letter to The Zimbabwe Warriors, Married Men and Women!

Dear My Zim Warriors.

Our national soccer team has never reached the World Cup finals.Supporters are now tired of C.O.S.A.F.A.They now want the World cup! At least Senegal & Nigeria exited in the group stages. Zvirinani but still. Why why my beloved Africa ... and we have countries like Zimbabwe who have never qualified for the big soccer showcase ... kuperera muma qualifiers chete chete.

Its sad.Supporters always having heartbreaks ...Unfortunately this is exactly the situation with many marriages right now. Wives complain that their husbands have never taken them all the the way to the World Cup finals I mean they have never had an orgasm. Maybe we need to change the tactics .Gone are the days when wives would be expected to give their husbands pleasure and no-one cares about them getting satisfied.
MUST READ: Of The World Cup, Se* And Orgasms: Pastor Simba Woloza
1 Corinthians 7:5 "Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control"

I would want to believe that the word "deprive" in this context would be like taking a child to K.F.C everyday and tell your child I don't have money to buy the food.Its torture! This is exactly the scenario with our wives.We say tisanyimane,but hatisi kuva tengera chicken yacho.The women are not satisfied ma gents.At times its not our fault ,asi kusatoziva. What turns her own, which part to touch,what to say,what is climaxing etc.We will learn a lot in these coming weeks.We must all have a learning spirit We will touch on a lot of issues incl. sex toys,cunnilingus,romance, etc,etc.
Handei Tione!

Now please pray this prayer with me. Dear Lord.Today I make a commitment to satisfy my spouse sexually. I repent from pursuing my selfish needs. I will make her happy. I will go all the way to the finals.
When you want to have intimacy with your spouse at 9pm start preparations at 9am.

So next week we will start on a series dubbed The Road To The World Cup Finals.
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